London & Beyond

Hello love! I’m Chloe (she/her) and I craft 100% original ceremonies with bags of sincerity, delight and surprise. As a proud lesbian and feminist, I work with couples who dream of a ceremony crammed with meaning, wit and awe – no stiff traditions, sexist nonsense or gendered expectations, here. They can get in the f*cking sea.

I’m Peckham-based but portable, delivering ceremonies across the UK and abroad. I blend my two backgrounds (being a stand-up comedian and a professional writer) to deliver wickedly funny, jaw-dropping ceremonies that are packed with heart. Queers and feminists to the front!

Voted Best Celebrant in London & the South East, 2025

I lead with my values: staggering originality, radical authenticity, life-affirming care, unashamedly queer and feminist.

Every ceremony begins with a blank page; there’s no template or copying and pasting going on over here, no siree. Your ceremony will be around 4,500 completely original words – half a dissertation! I collaborate with you and your favourite people to build something utterly unforgettable, blending your in-jokes, stories and hopes – and what your loved ones adore about you, too.

Perfect For Couples Who Want:

A queer, feminist celebrant with infectious energy

A ceremony that is hilarious & heartfelt in equal measure

A meaningful process that’ll make you deeply consider your love

A celebrant who’ll feel like a close friend (and wear a spiffy suit)

How It Works

We start with a big chat (over Zoom, coffee or a pint), where I’ll find out what you’re hoping for and we’ll throw around ideas. I’ll interview you both separately and gather stories from your loved ones to make your script unmistakably yours, gloriously affirming and strewn with surprises! I’ll help you both write your own vows and choose interludes or rituals that will fill your ceremony with humour, delight and warmth.

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If you want a very dapper lesbian squeezing your arm on your big day - loved by grannies and gays alike, who feels nothing like a “supplier” and everything like an old mate, let’s have a natter. Your ceremony can be both belly-achingly funny and profoundly meaningful - get you a celebrant who can do both, eh?

Here’s what lovers say:

“This wonderfully talented human set the tone for our entire day. No one expected to be quite so blown away by the ceremony - the part most people often find a little generic and rarely the highlight. But not for our day: that first, magical hour of our wedding had everyone totally invested. Isabelle’s dad can’t talk about the ceremony without welling up… literally every time! Chloe created an atmosphere of love and warmth that will stay with us, and so many of our guests, forever.” – Jess and Isabelle

“All of our guests were blown away by Chloe’s ceremony - she was absolutely the best thing about our wedding. Chloe is the embodiment of what a celebrant should be; we cannot imagine her doing anything else and have never met anyone more clearly meant for their career.” – Pippa and Henry

“Our ceremony was pure magic. It was raucous and loving and funny and poignant and silly and heartfelt and so completely us; all the things I realised we'd always wanted, but never would have known how to ask for or create without Chloe's talented brain”. – Abi and Matt

“We are still glowing from Chloe's beautiful words and can't quite believe she got it so very perfect. She commanded the moment and wrote a ceremony that was deeply personal, utterly hilarious, and incredibly moving... and it worked in two languages, for two different cultures. It was utterly magical to look out at our loved ones and see them laugh and cry together, at her crafted words. We heartily recommend Chloe to all couples wanting a unique and unforgettable ceremony that really 'gets you'; it'll be a decision you will never regret.” – Tess and Antonio

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